Monday, February 19, 2007

The Little Civic that Could meets her Mate

After a long courtship that involved many chaperoned dates and a dowry of a brass tea kettle and two mountain goats, Jessica and I are pleased to announce that The Little Civic that Could is engaged.

Her fiancĂ©’s name is Four Doors and a Steering Wheel and he comes from the same bloodline. Our Civic is a pure-breed and we wanted the offspring to retain the heritage and tradition that comes with being a vehicle that breathes 102 horses and sounds like a low-powered lawnmower when the gas pedal is floored.

We will be sending out wedding announcements soon enough and hope to see many of you at the reception. The registry will include items such as a tachometer and the beeping sound that is supposed to go off when you leave your lights on and are about to exit the vehicle.

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